Introduction | Laguz | Part IV
Viking Rune 21 is Laguz ᛚ. The Rune Laguz means "lake" in Proto-Germanic, "ocean" or "sea" in Old English, and "water" or "waterfall" in Old Norse [1]. The shape of the Rune was drawn along the path of the meteor Cronus threw down in Welch, West Virginia in 1700 AD. Even as a constellation in the night sky, Cronus still managed to grab a hold of a meteor with his fist and throw it down to Earth.
Cronus's meteor landed at the southern tip of Welch, near the intersection of present-day Riverside Drive and Highway 52. The meteor rolled north in the shape of the Laguz Rune, all the way to Virginia Ave where it turned sharply and headed southeast until it stopped at the nest of a Tyrannosaurus Rex that was still alive with two eggs in the nest. The meteor turned one egg into diamonds and the other egg they called Godzill's nephew, "Godzooky." There was a lake just southeast of Welch near Havaco, but it seems to have dried up and replaced by vegetation.
Unfortunately, the [first] person who attempted to report the meteor landing in 1700 AD was ignored to due his sexuality. His name was Hansel and his twin sister was Gretel. A couple of hundred years later, the red-haired twin changed his name to Lance and travelled to Welch with his Indian boyfriend who often wore long hair so he would look like a girl. They left the campfire burning and returned to Europe.
In the early 1970s, Joe Walsh (now known as Joe Biden) established a toxic Agnostic cult in his stone temple in Welch and led its members astray with erroneous beliefs, drug addiction and pill and plutonium poisoning. The area has over a 300 year history of people, plutonium and fossilized coral. It started shortly after the meteor fell in 1700 AD, when Lance and his boyfriend left a campfire burning. The fire didn't spread, but it caused the plutonium to start dripping through the fossilized coral layer inside the mountain until someone started drinking it from inside a mine tunnel.
Even today, as the 46th president of the United States, Biden still acts as a cult leader from Welch, West Virginia, with the belief that this is what his presidential job consists of, brainwashing people, distributing plutonium, promoting mysogyny, homophobia and racism and promoting incest, illiteracy and drug addiction as a way of life. Unfortunately, Trump is much the same in his beliefs.
Notes
[1] Laguz
[2] Welch, West Virginia
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